If the Indians Went to the Olympics

Sep 7, 2013; Cleveland, OH, USA; Cleveland Indians starting pitcher Carlos Carrasco (right) and catcher Yan Gomes (10) celebrate a 9-4 win over the New York Mets at Progressive Field. Mandatory Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports

Trevor Bauer and Carlos Carrasco – Figure Skating

Bauer seems just eclectic enough to be a true hidden gem in the world of figure skating. He has always done things his own way, from being overly cerebral in his approach to pitching to his intense warm-up sessions, which makes his ability to choreograph and produce an incredible figure skating show that much more believable. Carrasco serves no purpose in this event except to hit all of the other performers in the head with baseballs, because he seems to like to do that, which would lead to an easy gold for the rapping delight that is Bauer.