#AskAxford a Roaring Success
By Brian Heise

Feb 26, 2012; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Milwaukee Brewers relief pitcher John Axford (59) during photo day at Maryvale Baseball Park. Mandatory Credit: Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports
Tribe Fans #AskAxford the Tough Questions
By all accounts, day one of the 2014 Tribe Fest was a roaring success. Despite the snow and cold that has ravaged Northeast Ohio, the fans showed up in droves to see their favorite Indians players. As the first major event for the Indians in 2014, it was good to see the team together again before the start of Spring Training next month.
However, there was one noticeable absence from yesterday’s festivities. One of the newest members of the Tribe was unable to get to Cleveland. Of course I’m talking about the Indians new closer, John Axford.
Axford is Canadian and makes his offseason home up in the Great White North. Because of the winter storm that has swept across North America he was unable to make it out of Canada and into Cleveland for Tribe Fest. He explained via Twitter:
I might be one of the few that lives North of Cleveland in the off-season...The storm hit hard, and I'm stuck at home. Sorry @Indians fans.
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
I was really looking forward to my first #TribeFest and meeting my new teammates and all you great fans...
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
... We tried many options, including driving, but the weather isn't cooperating... And it's better to be safe! I'll see you all in Spring!
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
The news that Axford wasn’t going to be able to attend was a bit of a bummer. After all, if you follow Axford at all on Twitter ou have probably noticed that he is quite the personality. He seems like he has a great sense of humor that will play well with both the fans and in the clubhouse. However, Axford didn’t let his absence ruin the party. A few minutes later, Axford sent out thise Tweet:
The best way I can join in is by using Twitter... So ask me some questions with #AskAxford and I'll start answering them at 12:30.
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
The questions began flooding in and Axford took the time to answer as many of them as he could in typical John Axford fashion. In other words, with the proper amount of seriousness and a dash of snarky goodness. Reading through his answers it’s hard not to envision Axford becoming an instant fan favorite.
Here are some of the best of the bunch:
Brunelleschi! He's the fifth no one knows about! RT: @DSantarelli00: @JohnAxford #AskAxford who's your favorite ninja turtle?
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
Depends on length! RT: @sr757330: @JohnAxford #AskAxford On a scale from 1 to 10, how ticklish is your 'stache to women when you kiss them?
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
1000! RT: @M_Danger_Bick: @JohnAxford When going to a holiday party, what is the most appropriate number of moose to have on one's sweater?
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
At least half of my WAR! RT: @AronSparrow: @JohnAxford how many outs do you contribute to having a moustache? #askaxford
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
Probably this guy! RT: @danny_madden: @JohnAxford which superhero do you most relate to? #AskAxford pic.twitter.com/GhZzrg0mZg
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
I'm working on one called "Apocalypse Now"! RT: @AnthonyKotarsky: @JohnAxford got any sick mustache ideas for the Tribe?
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
Trying to break into Hollywood as a writer! RT: @manonkula: @JohnAxford what would you be doing right now if you weren't a pitcher in MLB
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
Crank it to 11! RT: @davidbradley07: @JohnAxford @Indians you believe you can take the bullpen to the next level?
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
No. My stache gets jealous! RT: @LurpoPolo: #AskAxford @JohnAxford can we be best friends? I have a decent show stache to go along with you
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
Three smacks from a beavers tail and a shot of liquid poutine! RT: @samhartwick: @JohnAxford best hangover cure?? #AskAxford
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
Colour or color? Centre or center? RT: @sockrahtees: @JohnAxford favourite or favorite?
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
What are you aboot eh? RT: @tylercarmont: @JohnAxford what's your favourite Canadian stereotype? #AskAxford
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014
Thanks to everyone that joined in on the #AskAxford fun, but its time for me to go chop some wood, or catch a moose, or eat poutine!
— John Axford (@JohnAxford) January 25, 2014