#2. Andy Marte
With all apologies to fellow Wahoo’s on First writer and president of the Andy Marte Fan Club, Ed Carroll, no one wants to see Andy Marte anywhere near the Cleveland Indians ever again. As one of the biggest flops in the history of the organization, there’s a lot of animosity surrounding Marte. It also doesn’t help that he’s more well known for his one relief pitching appearance than for any at bat he ever had. Oh yeah, and he struck out Nick Swisher. You know what, maybe this isn’t such a bad choice to invite to Tribe Fest after all…
Actually no, I stand by my decision. Sorry, Ed. No one, except for you, would be excited about this.